Just as promised earlier, Kikizo has released a staggering 10-page preview of Grand Theft Auto 4. This preview has an incredible amount of information. Kikizo notes this as well, claiming every other gaming magazine and website "missed important information."
Whereas past GTA games have been about accepting missions, now that line is blurry and you actively take more of a part in telling the story yourself.
From the people who brought you the Domestobot, we proudly present El Comercio Roboto! It's the robotic future... from south of the border! 'Politicians may demand illegal aliens leave the country, but I want a Mexican gardener I can ogle!' El Comercio Roboto! You little devil. He can mow the lawn, if you know what I mean! Comes with six different attachments!
Are you ready to live the real estate dream? Whether you're new on the market or an old hack, we'll take your dream to the limits of prestige, in a spacious loft or an outstanding penthouse! It's a 500-square ft glass coated box in the sky, with windows that won't open and a doorman that masturbates in your bed while you're at work! Only three million dollars, only three blocks from the ghetto!
You can begin living a life of luxury. Why worry about health, your weight, or what people think of you? Now, you're faster! Motorized scooters are the future of the American lifestyle - carefree! Take the wait off!
Thanks, rockstarrem for much of the information
I wonder what we can do while interacting with taxi drivers. Perhaps we could rob them. Hey, I'm just throwing out ideas.
Damnit october 16th wont come any faster ill be asleep untill then
Here's our news post with today's screenshots and artwork from the previews.
We aren't posting about the other sites (links are in the topic I linked to above) previews since Kikizo pretty much covered every little detail as they're awesome like that. Which is also easier for us too
Nice job typing all that up chris82, how long did that take you? As for the actual info, Kikizo did a wonderful job. A lot of nice detail there, saved the staff a lot of time since we now don't have to post IGN's, GameSpot's, etc.
Me and Chris82 typed it up together, it took us both about 20 minutes to be honest.
That's awesome, wish that happened here.
Actually I'm hoping that they'll sell it the night before release like they did with San Andreas in my area. At 7:00pm the game went on sale and I was first in line.Bitch.
Yep, same thing happened with me as well. That's why I'm actually thinking of pre-ordering with GameStop again... (I never buy anything from them anymore, but I might have to make an exception...)
Actually I'm hoping that they'll sell it the night before release like they did with San Andreas in my area. At 7:00pm the game went on sale and I was first in line.Bitch.
Same here, only I accidentally walked out like 2 minutes before they started selling the game and ended up like 7th in line. Oh well.
AMAZING information. Holy shit. They took this shit uber far. It's going to be a bitch to one-up this game..... Honestly, how will they keep us happy after giving us GTA IV?
AMAZING information. Holy shit. They took this shit uber far. It's going to be a bitch to one-up this game..... Honestly, how will they keep us happy after giving us GTA IV?
A stick of gum free with every game?
I love the game more and more every time I hear about it. Well done to both of you guys for typing out all that.
Actually I'm hoping that they'll sell it the night before release like they did with San Andreas in my area. At 7:00pm the game went on sale and I was first in line.Bitch.
Well, I know they didn't do that here, because it came out like 2 days after it was released... So I'm just hoping we get it on time this time.
Did you just call me a bitch? Lol.
Pre-ordering the bonus pack, but this just makes me want it now that much more.
Good work Chris82.
Probably can, actually. At least kill him.
I can't wait for this game to come out i've prordered it already
Looks cool
^ At least attempt to make more constructive posts rather than 1 or 2 word answers. You also replied to yourself, you retard.
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