GTA1 Gangsters
| Name: | Robert Michael Peter Luke Frances Darth Bruno Seragliano | ||
| a.k.a: | "Bubby" | ||
| D.O.B: | 06/26/70 | Height: | Unknown |
| Distinguishing Marks: | N/A | ||
| Currently under investigation for: | Armed Robbery, Murder, Manslaughter, Pimping, Extortion, Bribery, Possession of illegal narcotics, Unlawful Carnal Knowledge, Smoking in a non-smoking zone, Double parking, Treason, Adultery, Covetousness, Idolatry, Wilful Joe Pesci Impersonations | Known Associates: | Pablo Vercotti, Tommy Romero, 'Crazy' Jimmy Waterson |
| Notes: | Suspected head of the notorious Vercotti crime family. Obsessed with the idea of revenging his father's death at the hands of British secret services (?). |
| Name: | Uncle Fu | ||||
| a.k.a: | "Uncle Fu" | ||||
| D.O.B: | Unknown. Local legend says he is over 130 years old. | Height: | Unknown | ||
| Distinguishing Marks: | N/A | ||||
| Past offences: | Piracy, Illegal Opium trading, Lighting firecrackers on a Tuesday, Witchcraft, Stealing fire from the Gods, Torture, Looting, Responsible for the fall of the Tang dynasty, Carrying an illegal shoGun (ha - ha)!, Extortion, Fencing stolen water chestnuts, Inventing bronze, Aiding and abetting (general) | Currently under investigation for: | Extortion, Robbery, Running an Illegal Bus Pass Ring, Beatings, Whippings, Choppings, Murders, Inserting blasphemous/offensive words in fortune cookies | Known Associates: | None |
| Notes: | A spectre of crime by golly. |
| Name: | Samuel Deever | ||
| a.k.a: | "n/a" | ||
| D.O.B: | 27/09/69 | Height: | 6ft 6in |
| Distinguishing Marks: | Pierced nipples | ||
| Previous Convictions/Investigations: | Suspected Cannibalism during stakeout (1989), Urinating on superior officer's desk (1992), Theft of impounded narcotics (1989-97), Malicious wounding of fellow officer (1990, 91, 92, 94, 95), Incestuous practices (1995), Sexual Harassment (1996), Reporting for duty under the influence of alcohol (1994), Kidnapping (1995), Alleged sodomy of a superior officer (1997), Enjoying all of the Police Academy movies (1989-95) | Currently Under Investigation For: | Trafficking in stolen drugs, Collusion with New World Order forces, Operating a tattoo parlour without appropriate licences, Indecent Exposure |
| Notes: | none |
| Name: | Marcus | ||
| a.k.a: | "Brother Marcus, Sister Elisha (Sat. evenings only)" | ||
| D.O.B: | 05/30/67 | Height: | Unknown |
| Distinguishing Marks: | N/A | ||
| Past offences: | Bombings, Executions, Woundings, various Ninja high jinks, Ganja propoganda, Fraud, Pilfering, Dealing Narcotics | Known Associates: | Brothers Davey, Eck, Soapy, Boab, Wullie, Hen, Horace, Joe, Paw an' Granpaw. Sisters Daphne, Maggie, Maw and Bairn. |
| Notes: | The provisional Brotherhood of Jah Army of Love have been waging a campaign of terror for over 7 years now. The control almost all of the drug trade in Vice City, although sources indicate that they operate a 'one for you - two for me' method that has curtailed their violence somewhat. |
